The Friend Group

The friend group is a completely totalitarian government which looms over it's members constantly and is definitely real and isn't stupid.

The Friend Group has detailed its goals in its Dabiq magazine, saying it will continue to seize land and take over the entire Earth until its: "Blessed flag...covers all eastern and western extents of the Earth, filling the world with the truth and justice of Islam and putting an end to the falsehood and tyranny of jahiliyyah [state of ignorance], even if America and its coalition despise such."

Members of the Friend Group
See also: Category:Members

Everyone is eligible to join the friend group except cringe individuals, those who have already been removed, and chris.

Governmental aspects
The Friend Group plays a very important role in society, as you can only descend if you have OUH (Official Undisputed Hellishness) certification, which can only be issued by the friend group. If you fail to meet your descent quota, your OUH card will be revoked. If you are too cringe, your OUH card will be revoked. If you stop hanging out with other members of the Friend Group, your OUH card will be revoked. If you OUH card is stolen, your OUH card will be revoked. If you steal someone's OUH card, your OUH card will be revoked. If you purchase ADEs (Artificial Descent Enhancers) without an OUH card, your OUH card will be revoked.

Hierarchy
Friend Group theory, a field of study invented by Chris, states that Nate is the king and that Chris is the peasant. The strict hierarchy, which has been expanded upon by [REDACTED], and which is definitely real and not a figment of anyone's imagination, features, in descending order of power, kings, archbishops, bishops, dukes, counts, barons, counterbarons, friends, fiends, citizens, anticitizens, peasants, peasant kings, peasant archbishops, peasant bishops, peasant dukes, peasant counts, peasant barons, serfs, the cringe, and Chris. Everyone in the friend group is required to memorize these ranks and determine where they fit in order to be part of the friend group.

Ethnic makeup
See also: Polacks in The Friend Group

White.